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As your grandaddy once preached, give a fool a pike and he’ll defeat a trained, but foolish horseman. Give a trained fool a pike, and you’ve just defeated an army. With this in mind, you decided to become a master of the Pike Pole....

Perfect for those who want their banner to stand out above the rest. Part of Epic Armoury's Modular Battle Standards Collection, the Battle Standard Pole is the perfect choice when you need a more compact setup for your battle...

The acrid smell of solvent hangs in the air of your lab, mixing with the sweet and tangy perfume of oils and spices. You have been testing a new solution--when did you start? Was it this morning or yesterday? The work has taken such...

Introducing the  Potion of Necromancy , a mystical and elegant glass flask that will transport you to a realm of enchantment and dark sorcery. This elegantly crafted flask is designed to captivate the imagination of all who lay...

Introducing the  Potion of Charisma  - a captivating and magical flask designed for charming diplomats, persuasive bards, and social butterflies. This potion flask is an indispensable accessory for larp, game nights, cosplay...

Need to heal your party's tank quickly? Make sure you always have some health potions on you with these handy accessories! The acrid smell of solvent hangs in the air of your lab, mixing with the sweet and tangy perfume of...

Courier Note: Items under the "Tent" category will not come up with a shipping option at checkout, only pick up from showroom. Please contact us for a manual shipping quote to your address. JUST HOLD THIS POLE Tent poles are a...

“We suddenly felt like a mob of unorganised amateurs. The numbers were on our side, but the sheer uniformity of their conduct was outright daunting. Their halberds were raised in perfectly aligned lines like a spiked monster ominously...

Suitable for both fantasy and a post-apocalyptic look, the Gear Axe is one of the most versatile weapons in our arsenal!   There are a few tricks you have learned in order to survive the post-apocalyptic wastelands--and the...

You’re not very good with a gun. Missing an eye, your aim is terrible! That’s why you rely instead on your Ripper Chainsaw. This recycled masterpiece keeps all of your enemies at bay--with just one clean sweep you’re free to be on...

Before you pop down to the Winchester for a cold one and wait for this to all blow over, you might have to crack a few skulls. Maybe get out the duct tape and strap a knife to the end of this one? The Toolbox Classic Epic...

Dig UP, stupid! It’s About Survival Epic Armoury’s Folding Shovel is a 60 cm spade made from foam, handcrafted to imitate an entrenching tool used by the military and survivalists alike. Entrenching shovels like this particular...

I tell you off in the facts like Ralph and Ethel I can't be in the Valley doin the Hollywood Shuffle My voice tenor like the Whispers Your girl adapt to me in unison Tight outfits like the Spinners - Theme for Lucille Ball...

There's a few ways to make sure your safe on the  Dead Islands . One of the most effective combinations is having that bit of extra reach when you cut the Walkers' legs out from under them. Once they're unable to stay upright,...

People fantasize about what kind of weapons they'll have after the apocalypse happens. They should really be wondering what they're going to do about the piping situation... Smash it with a Hammer! Dark Moon’s Steel Pipe...

Improvised Weapon Proficiency Dark Moon’s Steel Pipe Sap is a 40 cm latex pipe, handpainted to look like steel with a worn, rusted finish. This improvised short weapon goes beyond a simple metal pipe, with intricately sculpted...

A BETTER VERSION OF A BASEBALL BAT If you are hoping for any chance of survival in this dark and godforsaken world, you need to have your defences ready and your weapon at hand at all times. Use the things you find when scavenging to...

This Shovel Ain’t Made for Diggin’ Dark Moon’s Sapper Shovel is a 60 cm spade made from foam, handcrafted to imitate the Russian MPL-50 entrenching tool for your cosplay or LARP needs. This particular military shovel would have...

The Ready for Battle (RFB) range is a light-hitting range designed with children and light-touch LARPs in mind.  It may not be suitable for medium-to-heavy hitting LARP games. The long road from the Wizard’s Castle is...

Some orcs preferred flint and obsidian for the way that it manages to flense pathetic smooth skins so easily, but the more intelligent among the savage tribes recognised the need for a good can opener.   War is all that you...

Whether you're assembling a knightly standard or a more adventurous, battle-ready look, this compact butt cap provides the strength and durability your setup deserves. The Butt Cap is an essential part of the Modular Battle Standards...

Ready to create your own unique battle standard? The Cross-top is here to help bring your vision to life. The Battle Standard - Cross Top shares the same flexibility as the T-top, but with its own unique design. The cross top...

This isn't just a standard—it's a symbol of strength and resolve. Whether you're marching into battle or standing proudly at the front lines, the Winged Skull Top ensures your banner speaks volumes before you even raise it. Part of...

Whether you're leading the charge or representing your people, this Fauchard Top is your first step to designing a standard that makes an impact and stands strong in any situation. Part of Epic Armoury's Battle Standards Collection...

This is a bold, statement-making piece that’s ready to be the centrepiece of your battle standard setup. Whether you're aiming for intimidation or simply want to add a touch of fearsome elegance, the hammer backed Halberd Top is the...

Ready to customize your standard with style? The Double Top is your first step to building a banner that tells your story. Part of Epic Armoury's Modular Battle Standards Collection , the Double Top offers you the freedom to...

Part of Epic Armoury's Modular Battle Standards Collection , the Single Top  lets you easily personalize your banner. Whether you’re looking to update your current standard or create a brand new one, this versatile top is...

The Battle Standard - Spiked Mace Top brings an extra punch to your banner, blending power with style. As part of our Modular Battle Standards range, this piece allows you to customize and create your ideal banner setup. Whether...

As part of the Battle Standards range, the Battle Standard - Lord's Orb Top exudes regality and power. This elegant orb design adds a touch of nobility to your standard, making it the perfect choice for those looking to represent...

The Battle Standard - Banner is the perfect addition to the Battle Standards range, designed to add a bold visual element to your standard setup. Made from durable fabric, this banner is perfect for anyone looking to bring their...

Raise a toast and dodge a tavern brawl with the foam mead bottle from Marvellous Meaderies, marked with the cheeky label Birds & Bees. Whether it’s for playful camp antics, tavern roleplay, or adding life to your merchant’s market...

What have we done with innocence? It disappeared with time, it never made much sense Adolescent resident Wasting another night on planning my revenge - Foo Fighters,  Monkey Wrench We Can Fix That Epic Armoury’s...

When you don't want to just throw it in. Improvised Brainsurgery anyone? Epic Armoury’s yellow Spiked Monkey Wrench is a 50 cm tool designed to imitate an adjustable wrench typically found in any old workshop, with a nail stuck in...

“I Fight with Plumbing Supplies” Dark Moon’s Steel Pipe is a 60 cm latex pipe, handpainted to look like real, tarnished dark steel. This improvised weapon goes beyond a simple metal pipe, with sculpted details so intricate that it...

Need a bow that the youngin's can't hurt you or themselves with? IDV-engineering have the perfect option for you! Their classic PVC pipe bow, now with lowered tensile strength. Easy to draw, easy to hold, easy on the body getting hit...

The forest is serene this morning as you head out along the trails. Birds are singing and the weather is crisp, perfect for walking without breaking too much of a sweat. But as you come along a bend in the path, you believe you hear...

You've gotta start selling this for more than a dollar a bag! We lost FOUR more men on this expedition! A Multi-functional Tool Epic Armoury’s Blue Ice Axe is a 63 cm short axe designed to imitate a real, multifunctional tool used...

As part of the Battle Standards range, the Battle Standard - Spear Top is designed to make a bold statement. Its sleek, spear-like design brings a touch of sharp elegance to your battle standard, with the flexibility to customise it...

You stand watch from the tower, keeping your guard post even when all seems quiet. While the hour is late and it is unlikely that the enemy will attack tonight, it is your duty to keep the camp safe. At the first sign of danger, you...